Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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