is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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