i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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