I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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