clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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