You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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