at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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