did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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