forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Shame - the story of my life.
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