yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i drank out of a bidet.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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