belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Couch. On fire.
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