Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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