I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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