And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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