Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
