So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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