I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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