The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
