No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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