Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
