No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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