you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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