Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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