Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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