I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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