Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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