I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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