i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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