The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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