you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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