There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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