She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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