Little spoons don't ask big questions
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My ass is underappreciated
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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