Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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