Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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