She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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