i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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