Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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