Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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