But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
