do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
