as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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