He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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