STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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