over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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