so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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