he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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