How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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