He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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