When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
