sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Randomize
