walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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