you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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