That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My vagina is officially offended.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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